Psychedelic Salt Flats – Uyuni, Bolivia
Note: this is the first post of our absolutely mind-blowingly amazing Salt Flats Tour in Bolivia. It was three days long and included an incredible variety of sites and landscapes. We will put up some quick posts about the other stops we made.
THE SALT FLATS
Okay, outside of Antarctica there is nothing like it! Nothing. NothingNothingNothing!!! Have I made myself clear? NOTHING! I doubt I have ever compared anything to The Ice, but The Salt came darn close. “Other-wordly” is really my only useful adjective. There were simply times we did not know where to look when a mind-bending 360 spin showed the idyllic sunset, lightning storms, moonrise, rushing clouds, extreme flat, and giant mountains… to say nothing about the non-stop reflection below our feet and the crazy “perspective photos” we were able to take. The whole thing was like stepping into the abyss. For a little sneak peak, here is a very short video of the view.
GETTING TO THE SALT FLATS
We’ve wanted to tour the Salt Flats for years now and having went, we cannot recommend it highly enough! For us, half the adventure was just getting to the tour. We left Copacabana for a three hour bus ride to La Paz that turned into 5 1/2 hours. Traffic in La Paz is ridiculous! Upon arrival we were informed that travel would be difficult the next day due to a bus driver’s strike…that would be an understatement, as we learned in the morning that our (and every) bus was not running and we wouldn’t make our train connection a few towns away. *Sigh* It’s a long story, but the short version is that we got some of our money back on the train and booked a flight (Ugh! We didn’t budget a flight.) to Uyuni, the jumping off spot to the Salt Flats.
We kept our fingers crossed that we would get good tour-mates, but we were worried. You spend all day in a truck, sitting three-across…you better like who you’re riding with! When we signed in at the tour company (Thank you Red Planet!!!), two of the most crochety old people wandered in with their rolling luggage in tow and started yelling at the tourist clerk. No “hello” or “good day” – they went immediately to complaining! We hadn’t even started the tour yet and they were complaining!! My head went down as I made a little prayer to the travel-gods, “please, NOT with them”.
ONLY THE FUN PEOPLE
The Red Planet folks sorted everyone into a caravan of five late model Land Cruisers and, thankfully, the cranky-franks were in a truck much further ahead. We would be put into the last, funnest, most awesome truck! Only fun people for us. YES!
Over the next few hours we would visit the train graveyard (subject of a future Quick Post) and then stop for lunch in a building made of salt and asked to dine with the people from our truck. It became abundantly clear how lucky we were as our table/truck was already down with the belly laughs with good-humored jabs at each other. It’s a good thing too, because for the next three days we shared a truck, tables at meal time and dorm rooms. Our truck reminded me of the Gang back home – you know who you are. At some point on Day Two, with a belly ache from laughing so damn hard, I yelled “You all are no fun at all! I hate this trip!”
In case you’re curious, this salt isn’t for eating as is – needs to have iodine added to be useful for human consumption apparently.
BACK TO THE SALT FLATS…
The Bolivian Salt Flats are one of the biggest in the world (about 4,000 square miles). These salt mines could provide the entire world’s salt for fifty years. Fifty years! And it’s run by small number of families (I think 60 or 90 or so). One set of families dig the salt into piles out on the flat where they dry for about a week. A second set of families scoops the salt into trucks and drives it to land to dry some more. Then the last set of families does a third drying procedure by setting the salt over a fire, adds some iodine and packages it up. They use a little torch to run the plastic bags over with the heat sealing the little bags of salt. The whole thing is done by hand. No front loaders here. It is a very simple process of painstakingly hard labor.
Though we are here in rainy season and the weather was bad the day before and after, our one day on the Salt Flats was stunningly beautiful. We honestly took almost 400 photos and videos! You know it’s a remarkable day when the tour guides are snapping off hundreds of photos, too! We had the good fortune of seeing a dry part of the flat in the morning – where we could take “perspective photos” – and a part with rainwater on top in the afternoon – giving us awesome mirror reflections. We saw it with the sun high in the sky, the sun setting to a thousand colors, rainstorms in the distance, lightning storms, a giant harvest moon rising and with stars overhead. Magical! I don’t know what else to say, so we’ll leave it to photos and videos. All I know is that it was SO worth the trip.
First, some “perspective photos” (with many, many more scenery photos at the bottom of the blog):
OUR TRAVEL COMPANY
An unsolicited word about our travel company: we booked with Red Planet using Kanoo as our travel agent. We cannot overstate how professional and excellent they were – nothing like the horror stories we heard about drunk drivers, broken down on the side of the road and no food or water. I am certain our ride on the tour was the safest we have had since leaving home, the food was some of the best we have eaten on the trip, and even though we had a truck break down (very common in Bolivia), the drivers fixed it fast. Since we were in a caravan, we always had a “buddy system” so no truck would be left alone. Our guide, Bismar, spoke excellent English and had an incredible body of knowledge about all of Bolivia. Our non-English speaking driver, Orlando, broke the language barrier with his super-high-energy, incredibly positive attitude, a never-ending smile, and safe driving record. He even stopped to show us his native flutes and let us try playing them (I’m the only one who successfully made a flute-like noise with them. Yeah! I’m a winner.) We HIGHLY recomment Red Planet. Just be careful to not end up on the truck with the cranky-franks.
Now, just a bunch of really amazing photos:
Because the scenery was so unbelievable, we and our truckmates were just beside ourselves. At some point we decided we had to join the cranky-franks and “complain” with comments like: “Awwww, I thought I was going to see unicorns! …When will it rain glitter? I was promised GLITTER!… If I don’t see a Pegasus, I’m leaving a bad review online!” We cracked ourselves up!!
Amazing……IF u ever return…..u will be SO bored…..
Maybe HDR can just post us in the Flats and we’ll try our best to make do?
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! I LOVED EVERY INCH OF EVERY PICTURE!!! AND I AM SHOUTING BECAUSE I LOVED THESE PICTURES AND YOUR STORY SO MUCH!
THE OCCASIONAL SHOUT IS GOOD FOR THE DIAPHRAGM, RIGHT? RIGHT! 🙂
what can i say? so interesting. glad for both of you
Interesting…stunning…amazing…we ran out of words, too!
What an amazing place! I’m struggling to find the words to even comment. The pics are awesome(!), the people and captions and text are delightful…..
Maybe your last caption says it best. 🙂
Amazing indeed! We felt ourselves running out of adjectives! Might have to get a thesauras app one of these days…
Totally amazing! I WANT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great pictures you guys. thank so sharing them. Dana
Go, go, GO! It’s SOOOOO worth it!
awesome pictures and thanks for letting us participate on your journey. Wolf
Thanks! It’s our pleasure, Wolf – glad you’re enjoying them!
Stunning photos ~ adding this to the list of must see places. How incredible?!
You should ABSOLUTELY go! Just do it! Anner’s ready to join you. Another girl’s week???
What an incredible place! Your photos are awesome
Thanks! With incredible natural locations like these, it’s easy to be inspired.
Wow! Your pictures and your smiles blow me away!
Who wouldn’t smile when they have things like the Salt Flats to see? 🙂
Those photos are award winners, especially the first one with tiny truck in the distance. You keep finding amazing places!
Thanks, Casey! There are just so many amazing places out there that it makes it easy…though Anner is looking forward to all our cash award winnings! Anything to extend the trip!
Yawn. That was the worst post and pictures yet. The pic of all those boring people jumping and that orange/gray sunset are both awful. (for those who don’t know the joke, I am TOTALLY kidding!! This A&A post is surreally fabulous!)
Oh believe us, we know! If there’s no glitter raining down, why even write the post, right? Hah! Glad you enjoyed it.
Wow! I had not known about these salt flats before but now they are on my buckelt list!
Stunning photos. Thanks for sharing.
We would DEFINITELY put them on any bucket list! Hope you can go sometime as you’ll love it!
So… Your toe jam is in my salt?
Why do you think they REALLY add the iodine? 🙂
🙂 Love, love, love the stunning photos!
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So beautiful! I’m in love.
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